Why did the chicken cross the road?
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of the President of the United States of America in an effort to distract the American public from the criminal wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president’s ongoing and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law. For that reason, my staff and I intend to offer the chicken a safe place to hide provided he co-operates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road until our investigation has been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.)
This question, why did the chicken cross the road had also been put before others; ARISTOTLE, KARL MARX, SADDAM HUSSEIN, RONALD REAGAN, CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK, FREUD, EINSTEIN, BILL CLINTON, here what they had to say. I will also reveal a secret on how to determine if the bears that have you surrounded are black bears or grizzly bears 7/22/2011 8:00pm/C on Back Woods-Funny Bone News, Sports, and Music . Go to Listen and Chat.
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